Saturday, September 22, 2007
●小时候听《信天游》:"我低头,向山沟",总觉得是"我的头,像山沟".
●"千年等一回,等一回——"有人听成:"千年的女鬼,的女鬼——"
●当年综艺大观的结束曲:"再见,再见,相会在彩屏前……"怎么听都像:"相会在太平间……"后来估计是观众意见太大,改成"相会在掌声里"了.
●记得米老鼠和唐老鸭吗?片头说,"啊,演出开始了!"我听了好久,一直以为他说,"啊,野猪拉屎了!" ●《济公》里唱:"哪里有不平哪有我."太对了,地上哪里不平,当然会有"窝"了!
●《龙的传人》那句"永永远远地擦亮眼",当初无论如何也听不懂,总听成"永永远远地差两年",老是纳闷儿,为什么一定要差两年呢?
●孟庭苇的《你究竟有几个好妹妹》,里面有一句"为何每个妹妹都嫁给眼泪",我怎么听,都是"为何每个妹妹都嫁给人类"!
●我的高中同学告诉我,他小时候把"边区的太阳红又红"听成"变压器的太阳红又红"!他那时根本不知道"边区"是什么,只是记得清清楚楚,每天傍晚时可以看见村子西边红红的落日.最要命的是,在他们村子西边某个高处架着一台变压器,傍晚刚好看到变压器上方有一轮红日.于是我同学一直纳闷儿:为什么写歌的人知道他们村的变压器放在西边呢?
●刘德华的《中国人》里,"五千年的风和雨呀藏了多少梦",听成"吴倩莲的风和雨呀藏了多少梦".奇怪,难不成他们有过一段……
●"我能想到最浪漫的事,就是和你一起慢慢变老",听成"我能想到最浪漫的事,就是和你一起卖卖电脑……"
●小时候,我跟着电视学唱《聪明的一休》的主题歌(日文),误听误学,就唱成了"格叽,格叽,格叽,格叽格叽,阿姨洗痰盂……"
●"学习雷锋,好榜样……立场坚定豆子香……"为什么立场坚定了,豆子也就香了呢?因为豆子也是爱国的吧.我一直是这样理解的.
●"……我们的祖国是花园,花园的花朵真鲜艳,和暖的阳光照耀着我们,每个人脸上都笑开颜……"后两句小时候听成"河南的阳光照耀着我们,美国人脸上笑开颜",郁闷了好些年……
●我小时候听别人唱过一句:"我们坐在高高的骨灰缸边,听妈妈讲那过去的事情……"觉得很恐怖,直到高中才知道歌词是:"……谷堆旁边……"
●听陈小春的新专辑《抱一抱》,风格换了,情深款款的.一路听下来,忽然听到陈小春频频唱"小畜生",再留神,没错啊,全句似乎是"让全世界叫小畜生".不是改雅痞了吗?不对头啊?一看歌词才知:"我可以让全世界都笑出声!"唉!
●有一首歌,直到现在那句话我还认为是:"一群三八舞",知道是哪首不———《忘情森巴舞》.
●有没有听过张学友唱的《结束不是我要的结果》——"……结束不是我要的结果……那个等在车窗里面的人已不是我……"我和好友俩人听了很多次,都以为"那个等在厕所里的人已不是我……"怎么也没想通.
●还有一次,把"……大雁听过我的歌,小河亲过我的脸……"听成:"大爷听过我的歌,小伙亲过我的脸."晕!
●后来又听同寝室的同学唱单身情歌:"……爱要越挫越勇……"听成"……爱要越做越勇……"
●任贤齐版的《神雕侠侣》的主题曲里"让我悲也好,让我醉也好……"我总是听成"杨过悲也好,杨过醉也好……"哎!干吗老跟男主角过不去呢!!!
●还记得游子费翔的《故乡的云》吗——"……鬼来吧,鬼来……(归来吧,归来)",乍一听,真吓了一跳.
●我一个农村来的同学,在听张惠妹的《姐妹》时,"……你是我的姐妹,你是我的Baby!"听了两天,终于忍不住开口了:"这女的怎么唱的啊?怎么又是我姐妹又是我伯伯的啊!?"
●初中时有个同学听阿哲的《爱如潮水》,困惑地问我:"为什么他要唱'答应我你从此不在深夜里排队'(徘徊)?"
●第一次在听童安格《耶利安女郎》时,竟听成"……野驴呀,神秘野驴呀……"纳闷儿了好一阵子! ●要说吐字不清,首推周杰伦,他一首歌里哼哼:"小贱人,小贱人,小贱人,小贱人,小贱人,小贱人……"我一听那个爽,也跟着唱,被女友痛骂后才知道,那兄唱的是"周杰伦,周杰伦,周杰伦……"还有管自己叫小贱人的?
●还有一个,和歌词没有关系的,是一句广告.大家看过张柏芝的索芙特瘦身广告没有啊.张柏芝手托在腰上,一摇一摆,丰姿绰约地走出来,旁边两个美女羡慕地看着,张美人说了一句"为什么不用索芙特?"我听成了"为什么不用手扶着?"以为张美人嫌自己的腰太细,怕折断呢,所以告诉大家要手扶着细腰,小心腰折了!很久以后和朋友们交流,才得知真相.大家爆笑!
●周杰伦的《最后的战役》里有“我留着陪你”一只都听成“我流着喷嚏”继而联想到“我流着鼻涕”
●还有蔡依林的《骑士精神》里面“莫名其妙的话语”，我听成了“莫名其妙的怀孕”。
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Well, I have been reading the news papers and found pictures of stars nad news about them. My friends also have their idol but that set me thinking: If they (people) got bored with the songs or movies that their idols do or if they listened to another song or seen another movie which is better than the 1 that their idol did, wouldn't they got a "new" star instead n keep new pictures of their idol?Well, what I'll do is not have any idols but i will enjoy the songs n movies act or sang by the stars. Not like people get alot of pistures autographs and then they got bored with it then keep them somewhere than have another idol. Idols are also humans with feelings, if we just like keep every thing that have them on then got bored with it then put them away, it's the same as dumping a friend.So guys, don't treat stars as stars.Agree?
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Saturday, September 15, 2007
Go to this link (below) to watch the funny video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzkEsSHOxQUThis video is super funny! So hope u guys anjoy it! ^.^
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Here are some fun and educative sites that i know:
Hope you guys enjoy traveling the net! ^.^
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Friday, September 14, 2007
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Hey guys!
This is the first time i'm having a blog so hope u people don't mind about the spelling errors n if there is anything u guys want me to change, please coment so that i can change it. ^.^
Any ways, i must also introduce myself! lol To tell u people the truth, my name is Angel. i'm a christian so that explains y i have the name. I'm a girl n i love arts n science. I can draw really well (I'm not boasting!!) n i learn guitar too! And i LOVE anime pictures!!! As u guys can see, that picture (right) is 1 of the 100+ anime images i have! lol I'm working hard for my coming examinations so if you people have some tips on how to get good results and keeping calm before the examination start, please, please TELL ME!! I serioucely need help on that.
Oh, i almost forgot about my hobies! I LOVE to draw. some times at home when i'm free, i draw in my secret scetch book. i really drew alot of pictures and some are kinda "loving" (not the "dirty" kind!!)I love music too! Sometimes, when i got nothing to do, i listen to music on radioblogclub.com . I also play the guitar as i sing! lol (my singing is not that good... =P )
Anyways, i kinda ran out of ideas so guys, PLEASE COMENT so that i can get better on this blog thing. ^.^
Oh, n i need help in puting music too! ^.^
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